love-summer-love33:

I need to marry someone hot so our children will have a 50/50 chance of being hot

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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prettymuchdone:

“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head

humorous:

comforting:

50 shades of text me the fuck back

(Source: trustinq)

beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

I didn’t even try to love you, it just happened.
(via cxminho)

(Source: lezbefriendsyay)